31 5 / 2013

When I’m standing in her office, semi-venting* about a problem I have but also looking for her to point me in the right direction on how to put out a fire I may have inadvertently caused and there she is:

Scooping out mushy chunks of cereal out of her bowl and dumping it, spoon by spoon, into her wastebasket.

Listen lady, I’m talking to you. And what I’m saying isn’t all that trivial, either.

(…I’m only now stewing over this, almost 12 hours after this ‘conversation’ happened. WTF.)

*Def. not the same as un-constructively complaining in circles.

10 2 / 2013

And I’m eating a salted chili chocolate donut and sipping on gin and juice* a masterful mug of chai.

I’m an adult and I make adult decisions.

There are sweet potatoes baking in the oven for what will surely be a sensible dinner later tonight.

*No, because even that’s a tad reckless, even for me.

10 9 / 2012

I don’t especially love Serena Williams but she is human even on the court and oh-so-GIF-fable*, so there’s that.

*I realize this is not a GIF.

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10 9 / 2012

"How would you feel if you lived on a street called Winners’ Circle but it was actually a straight line and you and all your neighbours were really losers? And would you be embarrassed everytime you gave someone your address and said, out loud, I LIVE AT 123 WINNERS’ CIRCLE."

05 9 / 2012

I’ve hinted at our decade.5-long friendship here before, and this is the scene that pretty much crystallizes it completely for me:

Labour Day Monday, empty plaza parking lot, Markham (my old stomping grounds and where we first met), windows down, radio on, The Edge 102.1 playing the Top 200 songs of the 90s…

#46: Champagne Supernova, Oasis

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

We broke out singing wailing in unison - air drums, air gee-tars, synced head bobbing and all the rest. No one else in the backseat even tried to pretend they knew what was going on and sat there quietly until it was over. 

05 9 / 2012

I had a McFlurry craving around dinnertime, before even deciding what was for dinner. So I marched over to the Loblaws, picked up a tub of plain 3% yogurt and came home and made myself a granola and fruit parfait. Two birds, one stone, I figure.

31 7 / 2012

In no particular order -

  • Popeye’s Tuesday Meal Deal
  • BBC1
  • Women’s weightlifting (Not even being facetious. I’m SO into it and I have no idea why. I’m not even qualified to join the smallest weight class!)
  • Beach Volleyball
  • How if there was a medal event for the most bronze medals won at the Olympics, Canada would most likely win…bronze

14 4 / 2012

nationalpost:

Graphic: Follow the Titanic down to the bottom of the oceanThe following represents the best estimations science and history can currently make as to what happened in the moments immediately before and after the Titanic disappeared beneath the surface.

nationalpost:

Graphic: Follow the Titanic down to the bottom of the ocean
The following represents the best estimations science and history can currently make as to what happened in the moments immediately before and after the Titanic disappeared beneath the surface.

11 4 / 2012

My stomach hurts SO MUCH from a lethal combination of skipping lunch + suppressed gas (CAN’T FART IN FRONT OF THE BOSS LADY) but I’m also too hungry to not scarf down my stewed beef and curried potato takeout. Finally getting some food in me is at once SO SATISFYING and also a lot like getting punched in the gut at the same time. Awesome.

10 4 / 2012

Going to Game 2 of the BoSox series tonight. It would be nice to see a little more of this and a LOT less of that Santos, please and thanks.

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Drunk frat boys aren’t limited to the 500 section, so the whole one-beer limit was ineffective. From what I could tell, that section remained pretty civil. And guess where all hell broke loose instead? The so-called 100 level ‘plum seats’! Where you could buy all the overpriced beer you want! You already splurged on tickets, so what’s another $12, right? You’re just going to whip that cup full of beer right into the stands, anyway! Including right where I was sitting. I didn’t think I’d be happy about being demoted down to the 500 level for tonight’s game but up here, people are too cheap to get drunk.

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